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Relax Its just Sex: Here are 5 Weird And Wonderful Sex Noises

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This post is about those weird and wonderful sex noises that happen. And while most of us know what they are, people rarely talk about them. Even lovers avoid those conversations. Can you imagine? “Hey babe, how was that incredible sound of air gushing out your vagina!?” Some people can be a little concerned about the weird noises bodies make during sex. And some are so self-conscious about it they get up and bolt. We humans are a funny species aren’t we? So grab that cuppa, because you’re about to be entertained by the human side of weird and wonderful sex noises. Orgasm noises Don’t people make some weird facial expressions and noises when they climax? There’s that puffing and panting that goes on and makes humans sound more like overheated furry animals for a start; then I’ve heard people describing their lovers orgasm as a host of different things such as a dying cat, a birthing cow and even a whale on heat (to name a few). I don’t know what a whale on heat sounds like but it seems

A Woman’s Foolproof Guide to Mastering a Fake Orgasm

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Women may sometimes resort to faking the orgasm for a number of different reasons. Are you curious about how you can give an Oscar-worthy performance? There are a lot of reasons a girl would want to fake an orgasm. Some are bad, while some are actually reasonable. The point being that a girl sometimes needs to push it to the non-existent limit because what else can she do? The female orgasm is a complicated concept. It’s not as easy as hitting the right spot at the right time like most magazines promise. In order for a female to achieve a full orgasm, she needs to be completely and consistently turned on during the act. Unfortunately, that’s easier said than done. Although every woman has more or less the same biological frame, there’s no surefire way to tell if one action would lead to a definite climax. Sometimes, you can’t even rely on anatomy at all. Why do women fake orgasms? When a man can’t satisfy a woman enough to give her an orgasm, she will either find a way to have it herse